| Me: | Why is there strange white stuff on the floor? Whats that brown thing? |
| Mom: | Kan we have an ant problem, selalu dia happy happy kat depan ni (points at area in front of our front door). Kakak bukak buku petua dia, buku tu kata letak cengkih dengan asam keping. |
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| Mom: | Then Mama google petua orang putih punya, dia kata letak baby power. See theres no more ants! |
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| Me: | WHAT |
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I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.
This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said it. And I’m not even saying anything. I’m not talking about my films, I’m not talking about my life, and I’m not talking about the world. And yet, the media will print it simply because I said it. And at this moment in time, I bet there is an artist around the corner of this hotel, on the street, with a mind far beyond ours, but we will never listen to him simply because he has not appeared in a movie. And that is what is fucked up about our culture.
